Thursday, September 2, 2021

GARY SCOTT BEATTY: Mining The Web For B-Movie Treasures

Editor's Note: It's been a while since we've heard from infrequent guest columnist (and friend of the blog) indie comics creator GARY SCOTT BEATTY. Here he gives us a look at some of the B-movie madness that lurks in abundance on the Internet.
For the first time, I find myself completely unfamiliar with every single movie mentioned here. Thanks for the heads up, Gary!

While we anticipate the arrival of the last Gods of Aazurn: Army of the Dead chapters I'll do a lightning round of quick movie reviews inspired by Joseph A. Ziemba's hilarious reviews in the book Bleeding Skull! A 1980s Trash-Horror Odyssey.


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Believe me, I was there: you had to be a real dweeb to not score women in bars in the '80s. In Director Michael Krueger's Mind Killer (1987) (or Mindkiller, as it is sometimes listed) his hero Warren is a dweeb, a library worker who hopes self-help videos will improve his game.

Warren discovers a manuscript that increases his mind power beyond sanity.

Mind Killer has its problems, but is not a bad movie. Stupid technical glitches, like the background volume sometimes overpowering the dialogue, disappointed me. The actors do a good job. There is a good amount of comedy in the script and (wonder of wonders!) we even sympathize with the characters.  

I also enjoy a reason to revisit those crazy '80s. Mind Killer is free with ads on TubiTV.
https://tubitv.com/movies/465971/mind-killer


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Ziemba is way more entertained by The Last Slumber Party (1988) than I am. Writer, Director and Actor Stephen Tyler's mess of a script is only the first problem with this film. A trio of teenage girls celebrate the last day of high school with a slumber party, this much I know. Much of the rest of the plot is up in the air.

However, there are pretty girls and a slasher. That may be enough to pull you through. I would have liked to see either a tighter script or a full-out, balls to the wall, tripped out, bonkers version.

I don't see The Last Slumber Party anywhere legally free right now. You can find it privately posted -- don't bother paying for it. It may be even more entertaining for you to read the Bleeding Skull review here.
http://bleedingskull.com/the-last-slumber-party-1988/


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The Carrier (1988) also has its problems but is by far the most interesting movie listed here. Director/Writer Nathan J. White shows how ugly people can become when they're scared and arguing.

A mysterious plague shows up in a small, isolated town. Science takes time to figure things out -- meanwhile the otherwise reasonable populace freaks out and turns on each other.

I don't see the 1988 movie The Carrier anywhere legally streaming right now, so I feel justified to recommend finding it privately posted. Heck, I'd even pay to rent this one, if I could find it. You can also read the Bleeding Skull review here.
http://bleedingskull.com/the-carrier-1988/


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Criminally Insane (1975) has that gritty, '70s B-horror look to it that I think ramps up the scary factor. The plot is simple but effective and has an unforgettable ending. Blood flies everywhere (Thick, thick blood. What, was everyone on Vitamin K?)

Ethel leaves a psychiatric hospital to live with her grandmother, who tries to put her on a diet. Ethel strongly disagrees.

No, I don't approve of the portrayal of overweight people, or battered women, or the mentally challenged. The cartoony simplicity of the characters helps the movie breeze along. I think Writer/Director Nick Millard has a small horror gem here.

Criminally Insane is on Prime Video, or to rent from Amazon for only $1.99.
https://www.amazon.com/Criminally-Insane-Priscilla-Alden/dp/B0073ZW3PK

You can read the Bleeding Skull's comments on Nick Millard movies, including Criminally Insane, here.
http://bleedingskull.com/satans-black-weddingcriminally-insane-1975/

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Today is the day! Go soak up some of that sunshine vitamin D, because winter is indeed coming. So is Christmas, hot toddy, and more Gods of Aazurn (promise!). Because I spend a lot of time contemplating the alternative, I can honestly say life is good.

In glorious service to our Aazurn overlords,
Gary Scott Beatty
http://strangehorror.com/



 
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RINGO AWARDS Announce Nominees For 2020

 The RINGO AWARDS for 2020 will occur on Saturday, October 23 as part of the BALTIMORE COMIC-CON program. You can view the full list of nominees by clicking the link below . . . . .


Ringo Award Nominees



SONIC THE HEDGEHOG Nears #50, New Mini-Series


from the IDW Publishing press release  . . . .

As the Sonic the Hedgehog #50 Milestone Approaches,
The Evil Dr. Starline Raises the Stakes in an Electrifying Tie-In Story


SAN DIEGO, CA (September 2, 2021) – As the wildly popular Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series approaches its milestone fiftieth issue, IDW announces today the upcoming November debut of Sonic The Hedgehog: Imposter Syndrome, a four-issue tie-in miniseries pitting the Blue Blur against a duo of doppelgangers!
 
Ian Flynn, the prolific and fan-favorite writer who has chronicled Sonic adventures since 2006, joins artist Thomas Rothlisberger(Sonic the Hedgehog 30th Anniversary Special) for this essential component of Sonic’s ongoing saga.
 
In Imposter Syndrome, a surge of lookalikes spells trouble for Sonic, Tails, and even the dreaded Dr. Eggman! Dr. Starline, the evil scientist eager to supplant Dr. Eggman as would-be world conqueror, is pulling every tool from his kit as he creates his fastest and smartest inventions.
 
“I'm especially excited about this story since it's building upon the core fundamentals that led to Dr. Starline's creation as a character. Hardcore fans will pick up on the inspirations from across Sonic's gaming history immediately. New fans will get to experience some wild new villains in a story that accelerates us to the monumental Sonic the Hedgehog #50. It's a win-win for everybody!” says Flynn.
 
“This new project is going to be an electrifying ride, full of kinetic action and tragic revelations -- not to mention more Dr. Starline, which is always a positive! I can't wait to see how Surge and Kit spark readers' creativity, and I'm ecstatic to be part of the team crafting their story,” says Rothlisberger.
 
Imposter Syndrome will be released in alternating months with the ongoing series (Sonic #46 in October, the new miniseries #1 in November, Sonic #47 in December, and so on) as they both build towards Sonic the Hedgehog #50. While they can be read separately, both series are a half of one larger story, and reading both will enhance the overall experience. Eagle-eyed readers will be able to spot the subtle moments where the two stories overlap, ultimately converging towards the climactic storyline finale.
 
“High octane action, amazing adventures, thrilling characterization -- that’s what we do best with Sonic, and with Imposter Syndrome, we’re going to take that and turn it on its head,” says editor David Mariotte. “We’re so excited to introduce a new super-speedy character and her super-smart sidekick who may feel familiar at first but will show you just how different they are from Sonic and Tails!”
 
Sonic the Hedgehog: Imposter Syndrome #1 will be available with multiple cover variants for retailers and fans to enjoy, including Cover A by Mauro Fonseca, Cover B by series artist Thomas Rothlisberger, and a Retailer Incentive edition featuring art by ongoing series writer/artist Evan Stanley.
 
For information on how to acquire Sonic the Hedgehog comics and graphic novels from IDW, please contact your local comic shop or visit www.comicshoplocator.com to find a store near you.

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PGHHEAD'S 2021 COMICS ODYSSEY, Part Twenty-Seven


    In 2021 I’d like to cross over the 1,000 comics review barrier, meaning reviews that I (Mike Clarke a.k.a. pghhead) contribute to the blog. That’s what this odyssey is about, beginning January 01, 2021. Wish me luck. . . . 

# GOAL FOR AUGUST 31 . . . 667 comics documented

CURRENT COUNT . . . . . 610 comics documented


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For me, a FCBD title is successful when it creates enough curiosity that the reader seeks out the monthly title. Every offering should do what it can to help the comic shop sell more books, titles that readers wouldn’t automatically pick up  without the help of a preview. Publishers also need new readers.


 I’m trying to be a little more objective in these reviews, as I may have read more FCBD titles than others because of my shop-visiting job. I’m trying to share what I’ve learned about coming attractions. However, be aware that the subjectivity is bound to work its’ way in through the cracks.


 More FCBD reviews to come, missing the ratings. (It’s harder to be objective if I have to rate it). Just consider this an info dump. Hopefully, you find it useful. 

#594 FCBD AVENGERS/HULK (Marvel) For example, this title lets us know where Jason Aaron is taking his next Avengers storyline beginning in Issue #50 - - cosmic, with super teams in several versions of Earth in different timelines. At the gateway to the mega-verses is an Avengers Tower standing watch over all, with a super-team comprised of Deathloks.  A new Masters Of Evil are introduced featuring wild versions of familiar characters. Seems a bit too epic and what if? for my comics dollars. 

   There’s also a preview of the next version of Hulk. R.I.P. Immortal Hulk, I will miss you. Ryan Ottley’s art is amazing here, in a big story featuring Modok and A.I.M. with Donny Cates spinning the yarn. Hard to tell with this smash fest preview where he might take the character of the Hulk/Bruce Banner but I suspect it will be interesting places. 

#596  BATMAN SPECIAL EDITION FCBD (DC) 


James Tynion still at the helm, and still coming up with creative storylines. Here’s a preview of Fear State with Scarecrow ramping up his game and taking not just Batman, but all of Gotham. Looks good, although that checklist showing the storyline running through Nightwing, Catwoman, I Am Batman and other titles is kind of intimidating. Who’s up for this? You’ll just need to pick up 35 comics between August and December. 


     The other story is a preview of I Am Batman #0 by John Ridley and Travel Foreman which I picked up and enjoyed. A somewhat fresh take on Batman with Jace Fox (son of Lucius) wearing the Batman armored suit. The preview shows Jace in action but doesn’t cover his background, training and personal mission as explained in the full issue.


 I’m still on the fence about this title, not sure I want to read another Batman book. But I’m interested enough to keep reading for now. 




#597  ENTER THE HOUSE OF SLAUGHTER FCBD (Boom) HOUSE OF SLAUGHTER will be an October spin-off series from the popular SOMETHING IS KILLING THE CHILDREN. I’m at a disadvantage here as I haven’t read that; so I might be missing certain things that should be obvious to familiar readers. (Yes, I know. Sadly, who has the time or resources to read absolutely everything being published? Even comic store employees are unable to do that. I have to pick and choose. Sometimes you get the bear. Sometimes the bear gets you.)


    Members of this elite group wear partial face masks with teeth painted on. They all go by the last name of Slaughter; but they are not from the same family, or related. Their mission in a nutshell: “You wear the teeth of the house of slaughter. You are a monster that kills monsters.” 


   Jason, the only black mask “in good standing” gets an assignment he may not like as he is judged responsible for agent Erica’s “failure and overreach in the North Woods.”  So far, Erica seems to be the only one in this preview issue doing her job. Everybody else is standing around and talking shop. Stylized minimalist art that is quite interesting.




#598  JUST BEYOND: MONSTROSITY FCBD SPECIAL (Kaboom!)


With the Kaboom! label, a Disney+ original series sticker, and R. L. Stine’s name all on the cover - it’s a pretty safe bet who the intended audience is. (Yep, not my age group.)  Credit the prolific Mr. Stine for making horror stories palatable for younger readers. Looks like this should do the same.


     A father of two middle-schoolers and his brother purchase a classic movie studio where old horror movies were filmed.  The creepy groundskeeper gives the teens a tour. They quickly get lost, run into some hazards plus a movie monster. 


#599  FCBD SPIDER-MAN/VENOM (Marvel)


New writers are coming onboard for both of these series. This gives a preview of each title plus a bunch of text announcements in the back pages.


 Zep Wells and Patrick Gleason introduce a new costume for Spidey and a new person underneath that I won’t spoil. Super-villain Bushwacker reminds me of an old X-Man villain with guns/cannons for hands. 


Ram V. and Al Ewing with cool art from Bryan Hitch are taking over Venom, where it appears that young son Dylan will be playing a much larger role. A new threat is introduced that may upset the whole apple cart, naturally. 


#600  STRAY DOGS FCBD (Image) 


Aside from a new cover, the announcement of the trade paperback in September plus a new mini-series for Winter 2021 - I’m not sure what else is new here. I read the full series awhile back and no longer have my copies (sold them) so I can’t check to see if any new pages have been added. The prologue may be new but I just don’t recall (some of us have short-term memory, just like dogs). 


  For anyone not familiar with the story, which got a lot of attention and perhaps a bit hyped, this is an easy way to find out if it’s for you. If you love dogs, you’ll appreciate this. I loved the story, just not as much as some of the endorsers did. 


#601 BLADE RUNNER FCBD 2021 (Titan) I haven’t not read all of them, but the BLADE RUNNER series (currently three) from Titan have been very well done, capturing both the feel, atmosphere and flavor of the original film.


  BLADE RUNNER 2019 (definitely not the 2019 that I remember) and BLADE RUNNER 2029 both feature the same character ten years apart. Aahna “Ash” Ashina, is a former Blade Runner who quits  and rejoins the LAPD Blade Runner department to hunt down fugitive Replicants. Her loyalties are divided. The six-page story here is complete and serves as a good introduction. 


     So does the back-matter which includes character sketches and profiles of both Ash and Cal Moreaux, the pre-Blade Runner L.A. detective hunting down the first Replicant to ever rebel ( a model Nexus 5 prototype) in BLADE RUNNER ORIGINS (beginning in 2009). Moreaux is featured in the other story in this FCBD preview. 


   Both stories feature a minor (but important) character thirty years apart, who has encounters with both detectives. Overall, this is one of the better FCBD titles for giving new readers a good background and preview of what’s in store in the main titles. 


#602 THE TRAILER PARK BOYS GET A F#C*!NG COMIC BOOK! FCBD 2021 (Devil’s Due) This comic is my first introduction to the Canadian mockumentary television series that was picked up by Netflix. (Eight seasons of this, really?) It took less time to read than to watch an episode, so I’m grateful for the shorter preview. On the plus side, there were some stories here that were so dumb I had to laugh. 


    Into today’s world of political correctness and cancel culture, I’m a little surprised I haven’t heard of any backlash. My apologies to any decent human beings who made the choice for whatever reason to purchase a mobile home or trailer and live in a cluster park. Seems like Canadians can be as biased and cruel as Americans when it comes to stereotyping groups of people. A more sensitive title for this comic and series would be “The Functionally Illiterate Buddies” but that just doesn’t trip off the tongue the same as “Trailer Park Boys”. 


    This series is a mash of Beavis and Butthead, Dumb and Dumber, and Cheech and Chong with a little black comedy since the participants are mostly all criminals. My favorite story here is “Speculator Boom”,where the trio break into a friend’s storage garage to steal and sell his comic collection, only to learn that it’s all worthless ’90’s books (like “Youngbrood”). I also enjoyed the “Cuss Word Crossword” puzzle, although I didn’t try to complete it. A little bit of this goes a long way.


#603  VALIANT FCBD 2021 SPECIAL (Valiant) 


Rather than focus on one or two characters in the Valiant Universe, this special presents short previews of four series. Which on the surface isn’t a bad idea, as some of these books are seriously neglected. I know that many readers of superhero titles would warm up to these books if given a chance. On the other hand, sometimes the short preview doesn’t show enough to hook new readers.


  The preview that I thought did the best job was Shadowman, which isn’t a story preview at all but some sketches and an interview with writer Cullen Bunn that reveals more about the character and upcoming storyline than the other previews did. 


   I’ll follow all of these at some point, maybe in trade paperback. Although I’m not sure I like the direction Dennis Hopeless is taking X-O Manowar. The stylistic art in both the new Ninjak and Harbinger series may also be off-putting to some readers. Time will tell. 


#604 THE MIGHTY NEIN ORIGINS / THE WITCHER FCBD (Dark Horse)


CRITICAL ROLE is a creator-owned role-playing web series where professional voice actors portray Dungeons & Dragons campaigns. It’s a big fantasy world that has spawned Vox Machina and now The Mighty Nein. In this preview, a young boy laments the absence of his heroic mom (part of the Nein) while a horned blue woman tries to console him with tales fo her bravery. 


     The back-up feature is a complete Witcher short story where instead of doing his usual drawing of weapons, the Witcher tires to use diplomacy to resolve a conflict over a stolen pig. This was more interesting than the main feature.


#605 THE BOYS: HEROGASM FCBD (Dynamite) The other Dynamite offering for FCBD is a Vampirella issue, hopefully something current. Why Dynamite chose to issue an old Boys reprint for their other FCBD book must be due to the recent Amazon Prime series, hoping to draw attention to the various collections of THE BOYS. Even though it’s packed with sex, I don’t think it’s very representative of the whole of THE BOYS comics series. Even more so, it doesn’t feature enough of the Boys and the particular idiosyncrasies of those group members — just more superheroes. 

 

    The premise is that once a year Highlander makes a big public announcement about all the heroes leaving to battle some dire intergalactic threat. Then, they actually retreat to a vacation spot where the prostitutes are waiting and have a big orgy. The Boys have the place under surveillance, especially awaiting the new arrivals from D.C. and their assignment: take down a prominent White House figure.


#606 STAR WARS, THE HIGH REPUBLIC: THE EDGE OF BALANCE / STAR WARS: GUARDIANS OF THE WHILLS FCBD (Viz Media) 


After a hyperspace disaster Lily, a young Jedi Knight, helps displaced civilians relocate to the newly inhabited planet Banchii. That’s the beginnings of The Edge Of Balance.


    The Guardians of the Whills are two Jedi of opposing methods, base Malbus and Chirrut Imwe. In this introduction to the series they must deal with an alien lizard man who is claiming to be a Jedi and making a public display. Diplomacy over force. 


       Both of these manga-styled series are slow to develop, with simplistic art that rarely shines and focuses way too much on head shots. In short, I was bored. 


#607  ASSASINS CREED: DYNASTY / ASSASSINS CREED: BLOOD BROTHERS FCBD (Tokyopop) 


This was a lot more interesting than the Star Wars manga FCBD from Viz Media. The art is very visual, explosive and expressive. The stories are interesting, although in typical manga style battles go on for page after page. Between the two offering, this is the better one to check out. 


Both stories here feature a single scene from their respective graphic novels. If you like the video game, the Dynasty story seems to veer closer to canon. The Blood Brothers are two very competitive (and violent) Scandinavian brothers. Their story doesn’t reveal a connection to Assassins Creed.


#608  BATMAN AND ROBIN AND HOWARD / AMETHYST FCBD (DC)

I’m a fan of Jeffrey Brown’s appealing stories and art for younger readers. I’m read some of his earlier, more adult work. This is better, and he really seems to have found his niche. This features the opening pages of the original graphic novel (November release) in which young Damien Wayne begins school. There are funny moments here, but I enjoyed Darth Vader and Son more than this. I think it was the short episodic nature of that book compared to the longer narrative here. 


   In the Amethyst preview, the princess of Gemworld gets caught misbehaving and is banished to earth where she has to act like a human and adapt to middle school life. The graphic novel also drops in November.


#609  STAR WARS THE HIGH REPUBLIC ADVENTURES FCBD (IDW)


I think it’s a good idea to publish Star Wars adventures featuring teen characters as a way to introduce younger readers to the vast world of Star Wars. However, these stories can get just as complex as the ones intended for older readers.  


Two continued stories are featured here featuring different characters and the return of a familiar one, Yoda. The art and colors are very appealing.

 

This wraps up my look at Free Comic Book Day 2021. I saved the best of the bunch for last . . . . . . . 



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  WE LIVE: THE LAST DAYS FCBD (AfterShock) This is my absolute favorite 2021 FCBD title and it’s not because of my part-time job. These are the reasons this is my #1 pick:

  1. This is a complete in one issue story that thoroughly entertains. There’s also a quick recap/summary on the credits page that makes it easy for new readers to follow.  This represents a perfect way to introduce the world of WE LIVE.  All good FCBD titles create interest and orders for the comic shop. 
  2. Fans of the original series get a neat little reward, compliments of the publisher and the participating comic shop: a brand new story. Based on the popularity of WE LIVE, this could easily have been released as a regular one-shot issue and would have sold well. 

  3. A bit of good news for fans. The FCBD title uses the occasion to announce the next WE LIVE series: Volume Two - The Age Of Palladions coming this winter.

THE LAST DAYS introduces four new young characters, a quartet of friends searching for a rescue pod in the last days of a dying planet Earth of 2081. There are only 5,000 pods released across the globe that will provide bracelets for 5,000 lucky children, who will be lifted to a new planet courtesy of a benevolent alien race. Greed still exists in this post-apocalyptic society, as there are criminal mobs willing to pay big bucks to vigilante bracelet diggers. 


    There’s a familiar character from the original series who makes an appearance that I won’t spoil the identity of except to say that he did not receive enough page time in WE LIVE. 


     Imaginative world-building by Inaki & Roy Miranda continues with gorgeous highly detailed art from Inaki. The color work by Eva De La Cruz is simply exquisite. 


   It required three issues of the original series for me to fall in love with the young main characters and begin to worry for them. I already love the new characters here, especially after learning of the generous act they bond together over in the final pages. 


     If you already have reached your allotment of FCBD titles from your local comic shop, consider making a modest donation of 50 cents and asking if they have any remaining copies of THE LAST DAYS. You won’t regret it. 


Wednesday, September 1, 2021

RESURGENCE Partners With MIKE GRELL For New Title


from the official Resurgence Comics press release . . . . .


GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN:  Michigan-based independent comic book and graphic novel publisher, RESURGENCE COMICS has joined forces with MASTERSTROKE STUDIOS LLC to launch Maggie The Cat, a brand-new and long anticipated comic book series from legendary American comic book creator Mike Grell. 


Grell is known for his work on Green Lantern/Green Arrow, Iron Man, The Legion of Super Heroes, The Warlord and Jon Sable Freelance. His work began during the Bronze Age of comic books (1970-1984).



Other Resurgence projects include Reign of the Underdog Featuring Lazarus. Lazarus Guidry is a hip-hop artist/actor/model who appeared in the film Straight Outta Compton, and created the book penciled by Arvell M. Jones (Marvel Comics, etc).  Reign of the Underdog was an international exclusive limited-run edition book for San Diego Comic-Con 2019.


“We are keyed-up about the future, and what Resurgence will be bringing to the creative table,” said G. Teon Walker, Co-Publisher of Resurgence Comics. 

Comics Review: OLD HAUNTS crime noir / supernatural


OLD HAUNTS by Rob Williams & Ollie Masters, writers; Laurence Campbell, art; Lee Loughridge, colors (AWA/Upshot, February 2021) Trade Paperback, 112 pages.  ISBN # 1953165001/9781953165008 


Summary on the Goodreads website . . . . .


Three Made Men, standing at the brink of retirement, find their unbreakable bond put to the ultimate test when they are suddenly assaulted by the ghosts of their past. 


Confronted by decades of buried secrets - resentments, affairs, double-crosses, and murders - the three friends have no choice but to unearth the deepest, darkest sin from their past and pray they don't find an empty grave.  


My Four-Star Review on the Goodreads website . . . . .


      A brooding, moody, slow build of a crime noir story with supernatural elements. Three retiring gangsters get together for one last reunion before they turn over their business interests to the new player in town. Guilt and regrets haunt them. 


     But are those ghostly vultures real and not the symbolic manifestation of their fears? Things don't go well, as might be expected. Some of the trio can't distinguish between real and imagined threats and things get violent. Add a badass FBI agent determined to get revenge for the murder of her partner more than a decade before and it's an intriguing mix.


     Just enough diverse elements here to make me forget the crime novels and/or crime films I'm striving to compare it to. This would be just an ordinary story were it not for the art team, whose fabulous work here elevates this book to a four-star rating. 


     Laurence Campbell's illustrations are gritty and expressive. The major star here is the color work by Lee Loughridge, which needs to be viewed to be appreciated. I would hope to see Loughridge's name among the nominations for best colorist of 2020.


     I read this work in the monthly single issues as they were released. A second reading at one sitting increased my admiration for this work.

MANIAC OF NEW YORK Gets A Chilling Sequel This December



 EDITOR'S NOTE: The sequel to MANIAC OF NEW YORK is scheduled to slash across comic shop shelves this December. Read about it and preview the art at the link below . . . . .


Maniac of NY - Bronx Is Burning