Also riding in on Wave 2 was
STEEL CAGE, a title which stirred up a little controversy when AHOY's voting system—designed to decide which of the three stories within STEEL CAGE would get their own series—was hacked by some anonymous do-badders.
COMICS BEAT had the whole scoop, including the full text of Tom Peyer's video addressing the controversy—it's worth a read in full, especially if this is the first time you'd heard of the debacle.
At the time, the mystery had no culprit in sight: "Our technicians," Peyer said, "inform me that this could have been the work of a few quick keystrokes, perpetrated by almost anyone–from the despicable agent of a rogue government to a lonely, misguided teenager. ... Nevertheless, due to the alarming evidence of tampering–I do not, I will not, I cannot certify this election."
Well, we checked back in with Peyer to get the skinny on what's happening in the months since publication. We present to you this exclusive memo from the man himself containing the most up-to-the-minute updates on the hacking controversy of the decade.
UPDATE FROM TOM PEYER, MAY 2020
The first STEEL CAGE spin-off series, PENULTIMAN, formerly named TRUE IDENTITY, is in progress and will launch when conditions permit. That is the good news.
Unfortunately, the news is not all good.
The culprits in the STEEL CAGE election fraud scandal of 2019 have not yet been identified, let alone apprehended. AHOY Comics has received no assurance from relevant authorities that this case is seriously being pursued.
If there is to be justice––and there will be, mark my words, for no less than our democratic way of life is at stake––the duty clearly falls to publisher Hart Seely, myself, and a secret team of specialists we've assembled:
Lillian Laserson - Munitions
David Hyde - Archery, knives
Kit Caoagas - Explosives
Deron Bennett - Tactical
Stuart Moore - Ops
Sarah Litt - Scuba
Russell Natherson, Sr. - Codes
Hanna Bahedry - Disguises
Frank Cammuso - Parkour
In a special militarized bus, we have been conducting late-night searches for the troll farm or under-supervised teen responsible for this outrage. So far, no lead has yielded the desired result. We will continue to provide updates as the situation warrants.
Peyer out.
Folks, looks like we won't rest until the culprit has been found. Now AHOY team: back on that bus!
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