STEEL CAGE: The Election Was Tampered With!

EDITOR’S NOTE: Is nothing sacred anymore? I suspect Russian interference, yet another effort to undermine American institutions - - this time the beloved art form that originated in the United States. (Just kidding. Don’t think about that too long.) My vote went to BRIGHT BOY, which clearly stood out among the pack of contenders. However, the good news is that all three combatants will get their own series. Read on for the official statement, and decide for yourself if it actually happened or is just AHOY goofing on its’ readership. I’m on the fence about that, considering their clever sense of humor that runs through all their titles. Anyway, I’m quite okay with the end result. . . . . . . ..

 "Statement From AHOY Comics' Editor-In-Chief Tom Peyer Regarding the STEEL CAGE Vote"

AHOY Comics’ election to determine which STEEL CAGE feature is to be awarded its own series has ended. The deadline for online voting has passed. The ballots have been counted.

 

Three deserving candidates vied for this important honor: Noah Zark by Mark Waid & Lanna Souvanny; Bright Boy by Stuart Moore and Peter Gross; and True Identity by artist Alan Robinson and myself.

 

As editor-in-chief of AHOY Comics I must now inform you, with deep regret, that evidence exists of serious voting irregularities. The total number of ballots cast bears no discernible relation to STEEL CAGE's circulation figures. One feature, which trailed significantly over the first week, gained a huge majority in one day, perhaps in minutes--an insurmountable lead it maintained to the end.

 

Our technicians inform me that this could have been the work of a few quick keystrokes, perpetrated by almost anyone--from the despicable agent of a rogue government to a lonely, misguided teenager.

 

Make no mistake. No one at AHOY is accusing any STEEL CAGE creators of wrongdoing. Every one of our writers, artists, colorists, letterers, designers, and production staff comported themselves honorably and with dignity throughout this process. We respectfully salute one and all.

 

Nevertheless, due to the alarming evidence of tampering--I do not, I will not, I cannot certify this election.

 

Instead, in fairness to the creators and to the readers who voted for them, all three candidates will be awarded their own series. Beginning next year, watch for the announcements of NOAH ZARK #1, BRIGHT BOY #1, and TRUE IDENTITY #1, worthy comics all.

 

We launched this effort with every intention of carrying out the will of the majority. It is the precious right of all comic book fans to go about their work, pursue their studies, and tuck their children in at night secure in the knowledge that their votes have been counted. AHOY’s commitment to the democratic system of comics remains unshakable. With the support of our publisher, Hart Seely, and our entire staff, I call upon all relevant authorities to investigate this unspeakable outrage and bring the offenders to justice.

 

Thank you, and God bless comics.

 

--Tom Peyer, AHOY Comics Editor-in-Chief